With the number where?s at, they let the phone ring
?Til Party Guy picks it up and says, ?Behind Burger King?
Should they make another run? Their fake says they?re 21
They?re not sure they got enough, should they go, buy more stuff?
He says, forget about the stuff, they?ve got more than enough
They thought of everything, he says
They?ve got more beer than he?s ever seen
And they?ve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they?ve got girls on trampolines
Quoth, the Party Guy, he doesn?t ever lie
It sounds like their scene but they don?t have a ride
So they call Ride Guy who comes by with a sigh
He lets them in his ride
And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive
When he asked about the stuff and about the thing
But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy, tells Ride Guy
That Party Guy said it?s party-time behind Burger King, he says
They?ve got more beer than he?s ever seen
And they?ve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
And they?ve got girls on trampolines
'Cause Nice Guy?s talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green
And he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guy?s ride hits a tree
Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of
Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three
And Officer One says, ?Look here, son
I hate speeding MIP?s who have seeds and hit trees?
Once you wanted to beat ?em and kill ?em and eat ?em
Deferred to Officer Three who said
?I hear there?s a shindig behind Burger King
And I hear there?s girls on trampolines
The tree looks fine and the driver?s clean
Just give them girls on trampolines?
God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
Just give them girls on trampolines
time: 2011-11-10
time: 2011-11-11
time: 2011-11-11
time: 2011-11-11